Sunday, September 18, 2016

Dear 5 year old

   Learn how to keep your balance. Make sure you don't knock other kids down or push them out the way, because your parents will yell at you. Do not climb too high up on the playground monkey bars, because you will fall off and hurt your head. Don't touch your mom's iron right after she tells you to keep away from it and leaves the room. Keep away from all animals that aren't leashed. Even the smallest dog can bite, and if there are no adults around, it wont let go.

   Stay away from sharp objects and never grab one. Don't argue with your parents, or they will take your Nintendo DS away. Refrain from taking your DS back before your parents give it to you, even if you know where they put it. Enjoy being able to come home from school and not have five hours of homework to do before bedtime. Make the most of being small and young while you can, and enjoy your days of fun and adventure before you grow up and have work to do.

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